Salcedo Street (Makati) – Makati’s “Brunch and BS” Boulevard

Salcedo: Where Avocado Toast Costs More Than Your Electric Bill

  • Weekend Market: Organic kale and performative socializing
  • Tiny Dog Parade: Accessorized canines with trust funds
  • Brunch Bunch: Where eggs Benedict become personality traits
  • Condominium Row: Glass towers full of millennial angst
  • Parking Impossible: The real reason people walk here
  • Yoga Pants: The unofficial uniform
  • Third Wave Coffee: Served with a side of judgment
  • Expat Central: Where “local experience” costs triple
  • Instagram Alley: Every wall is a photo backdrop
  • Security Theater: Guards pretending to check bags
  • Dog Poop Minefield: Watch your step (and your shoes)
  • Gentrification: Pushing out carinderias since 2010
  • Sunday Strollers: Burning brunch calories slowly
  • Aircon Oasis: The real reason people linger
  • Final Truth: You’re here to be seen, not to eat

 

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Manila News-Intelligencer Salcedo Street (Makati) – A representation of the Manila News Intelligencer headquarters in the Digital Age, with the theme ‘Satire in Cyberspace’.  

Originally posted 2022-02-14 18:07:37.

By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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