Project 8 Quezon City: Where Tricycles Outnumber Trees and the Air Smells Like Childhood Trauma

Project 8 Quezon City: Where Tricycles Outnumber Trees and the Air Smells Like Childhood Trauma – Inside Project 8, Quezon City—Where You’re Either Family or in Trouble

Bohiney Insight into Project 8, Quezon City

Inside Project 8, Quezon City—Where You’re Either Family or in Trouble

1. Tricycles form their own government and enforce curfew via muffler noise.

2. Kids here grow up with thicker skin and stronger calves.

3. There are at least six people per household, five of whom don’t live there officially.

4. Every driveway has a story and a parked motorcycle from 2004.

5. You haven’t lived until you’ve been chased by a drunk uncle during fiesta season.

6. Gossip is transmitted via laundry lines and side-eye during merienda.

7. The barangay hall doubles as wedding venue and moral tribunal.

8. There are more extension cords than trees.

9. You can smell who’s cooking sinigang three blocks away.

10. Teenagers rebel by enrolling in ROTC… ironically.

11. Stray dogs here obey no one and fear nothing.

12. If you hear fireworks, assume it’s either a birthday or a breakdown.

13. Kids play basketball on cracked pavement with an audience of lolas and skeptics.

14. You can’t walk 10 steps without saying “Tao po.”

15. Every streetlight flickers to the beat of your anxiety.

 

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By Lourdes Tiu

Lourdes Tiu is a celebrated satirist with over a decade of experience, has been featured in major publications like Mad Magazine and The Onion for her incisive wit and has served as a keynote speaker at the National Satire Writers Conference, establishing her as a trusted authority in political and social satire. Lourdes' educational journey began at the University of Chicago, where she majored in Political Science, providing her with a deep understanding of the political landscape that she so brilliantly critiques in her work. She further honed her craft by completing a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from Columbia University, with a focus on satire and comedic writing, under the mentorship of some of the country’s most celebrated humorists.

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