Asia Pacific Theological Seminary APTS – Asia Pacific Theological Seminary APTS: Pentecostal Education Since 1964
15 Brutally Honest Truths About APTS
- The only seminary where “Pentecostal” means both spiritual fervor and fervent all-night study sessions
- APTS WiFi is as reliable as prophetic words – sometimes it flows, sometimes it doesn’t
- You haven’t truly experienced APTS until you’ve fallen asleep during Greek verb paradigms
- Theology students communicate in tongues (both biblical languages and sleep-deprived gibberish)
- The library is 50% theological tomes and 50% students questioning their life choices
- Every APTS student has mastered the art of looking prayerful while actually napping
- The real school color isn’t blue – it’s the bags under your eyes during finals week
- You’ll develop a sixth sense for knowing which Baguio jeepneys go to Session Road
- Group exegesis projects are just tests to see who actually did the Hebrew homework
- Professors can detect plagiarized sermon outlines from across the chapel
- The only thing more anointed than your preaching are your excuses for late papers
- You know you’re true APTS material when you consider the prayer mountain your second home
- Graduation is just APTS saying “Now go fulfill the Great Commission (and send us donations)”
- The Missions program is where they teach you to save souls while losing sleep
- Campus is so spiritual even the pine trees seem to whisper “Amen”
Originally posted 2014-01-02 06:31:25.