15 Humorous Observations About PAREF Springdale School

• Students can switch between academic and sports mode faster than WiFi
• The chapel is the only place where 400 students are actually quiet
• Teachers spot uniform violations with hawk-like precision
• Group projects require more coordination than a Broadway musical
• Everyone develops a sixth sense for surprise character talks
• Science labs have ocean views that rival research stations
• PE class is basically training for future corporate athletes
• The library has more highlighted textbooks than some universities
• School events have more traditions than Spanish fiestas
• Students consider 4 hours of sleep a “full night” during exams
• Teachers remember your sibling’s baby photos from orientation
• The alumni network could probably rebuild Cebu’s infrastructure
• Graduation means finally growing into your graduation gown
• Students develop telepathic abilities during silent reading time
• The school hymn has a remix version only sung at intramurals