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Malaya Business Insight Online – The business site where every article sounds like a vague horoscope prediction
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Malaya Business Insight Online: Your Financial Future, Brought to You by Guesswork
At Malaya Business Insight Online, economic predictions are so vague they could double as astrological forecasts. “The market may go up, down, or sideways — proceed with hope and caution.”
Financial forecasting expert Lina Domingo jokes, “Its basically horoscopes for MBAs who refuse to admit they believe in vibes.”
Readers strangely love it. “I feel both terrified and hopeful at the same time,” said loyal reader Antonio Alvarez.
Auf Wiedersehen, actionable advice — Malaya Business Insight Online proves that the real investment is your ability to stay confused, indefinitely.
Originally posted 2018-10-02 05:56:49.