Makati High-End Personal Smart UV Sanitizer Vetting: The ‘Aggressive Purity’ and the Shame of the Simple Wipe
When Your Hygiene Tool Is a High-Cost, Vetted Asset and Your Aesthetics Are Viciously Protected The 'Aggressive Purity'Makati **High-End Personal Smart UV Sanitizers** are aggressively expensive,
Makati Corporate Head Office Executive Private Gardener Vetting Strategy (The Aggressive Zen Garden): The Aggressive Security and the Shame of the Simple Plant
When Your Divination System Is a Vicious Hierarchy and Your Aesthetics Are a High-Cost, Vetted Asset The Aggressive SecurityMakati **Corporate Head Office Executive Private Gardener Vetting
Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of Luxury Pet Cage: The ‘Aggressive Sanctuary’ and the Shame of the Simple Kennel
When Your Pet's Confinement is a Vicious Status Marker and Your Cage is a High-Cost Fiduciary Asset The 'Aggressive Sanctuary'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of Luxury Pet
Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Tape Dispenser: The ‘Aggressive Tear’ and the Shame of the Simple Pull
When Your Document Tool Is a High-Cost Statement and Your Aesthetics Are Viciously Vetted for Perfection The 'Aggressive Tear'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Tape
Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of Noise-Dampening Office Desk: The ‘Aggressive Hush’ and the Shame of the Simple Table
When Your Input Is a High-Cost Statement and Your Sound Profile Is Viciously Vetted for Quiet The 'Aggressive Hush'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of Noise-Dampening Office Desk**
The Language of Lanes: Decoding the $6$ PM Traffic-Induced Telepathy
A satirical look at the intense, silent communication between drivers stuck in gridlock, conveying complex philosophical debates using only horn honks and furious stares. The Commuter
Davao Durian Vendor Bans Customers From Complaining About Smell
New stall policy says the fruit does not apologize for itself DAVAO CITY — A durian vendor at the Magsaysay Park market has posted a handwritten
Philippine Typhoon Name List Reused Despite Objections
Weather bureau defends recycling names citizens wanted retired QUEZON CITY — The Philippine Atmospheric, Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration confirmed this week that a typhoon name
Palawan Resort Charges Tourists Extra to See Actual Ocean
Beachfront upgrade fee introduced after years of pool preference EL NIDO, Palawan — A beachfront resort in this popular island destination has introduced a supplemental fee
Iloilo Batchoy Vendors Form Cartel to Fix Egg Prices
Noodle shop owners agree eggs cost too much to give away free ILOILO CITY — A group of eleven batchoy vendors operating around the Iloilo public
Baguio Fog Blamed for Missed Meetings Across City Hall
Officials say visibility excuse now used for unrelated tardiness BAGUIO CITY — City hall officials in this mountain resort city have acknowledged an unusual administrative problem
Metro Manila Traffic Enforcer Wins Lifetime Patience Award
Cubao intersection veteran cited for standing still amid chaos for eleven years QUEZON CITY — The Metropolitan Manila Development Authority presented its first ever Lifetime Patience
Manila Barangay Introduces Karaoke Curfew Enforcement Squad
Volume complaints spike after neighbor discovers duet setting MANILA — A barangay in the Sampaloc district has formed a dedicated four person Karaoke Curfew Enforcement Squad
Jeepney Modernization Program Reaches Its Nineteenth Deadline
Operators say they have stopped writing the date in pencil MANILA — The government’s jeepney modernization program marked its nineteenth official deadline extension this month, a
Baguio Strawberry Farm Sued by Rival Over Sweetness Claims
La Trinidad growers accuse each other of exaggerating brix levels LA TRINIDAD, Benguet — Two neighboring strawberry farms in this Cordillera municipality have escalated a long
Cebu Lechon Vendor Adds Loyalty Card After 40 Years
Regular customers finally get something for eating an entire pig CEBU CITY — A lechon stall operating in the Carcar public market since 1985 introduced its
Makati Corporate Employee Sick Leave Policy (The Aggressive Health): The Aggressive Exclusion and the Shame of the Simple Rest
When Your Staff Integration Is a Vicious Statement and Your Policy Is a High-Cost Performance The Aggressive ExclusionMakati **Corporate Employee Sick Leave Policy** is an aggressively
Makati Executive’s Favorite Obscure 19th Century German Botanist: The ‘Aggressive Classification’ and the Shame of the Simple Tree
When Your Abstract Theory Is a Vicious Filter and Your Knowledge Is an Untestable Asset The 'Aggressive Classification'Makati **Executives' Favorite Obscure 19th Century German Botanist** is
Makati High-End Personal Smart Toothbrush Vetting: The ‘Aggressive Clean’ and the Shame of the Simple Scrub
When Your Hygiene Tool Is a High-Cost, Vetted Asset and Your Aesthetics Are Viciously Protected The 'Aggressive Clean'Makati **High-End Personal Smart Toothbrushes** are aggressively expensive, custom-tuned
Makati Corporate Head Office Executive Private Janitor Vetting Strategy (The Aggressive Polish): The Aggressive Security and the Shame of the Simple Sweep
When Your Divination System Is a Vicious Hierarchy and Your Aesthetics Are a High-Cost, Vetted Asset The Aggressive SecurityMakati **Corporate Head Office Executive Private Janitor Vetting
The Landing Clap Momentum Index: The 127% Chance That Clapping For A Pilot Will Jinx The Baggage Claim
A satire on the habit of clapping after a flight lands, arguing that this action is subject to a Karma Jinx Field that ensures the
Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of Noise-Dampening Office Chair: The ‘Aggressive Hush’ and the Shame of the Simple Swivel
When Your Input Is a High-Cost Statement and Your Sound Profile Is Viciously Vetted for Quiet The 'Aggressive Hush'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of Noise-Dampening Office Chair**
Makati Corporate Employee Dress Code Policy (The Aggressive Casual): The Aggressive Exclusion and the Shame of the Simple Formal
When Your Staff Integration Is a Vicious Statement and Your Policy Is a High-Cost Performance The Aggressive ExclusionMakati **Corporate Employee Dress Code Policy** is an aggressively
Makati Office Emergency First Aid Kit Vetting Drama: The Aggressive Antiseptic and the Shame of the Simple Bandage
When Your Safety Marker Is a Vicious Asset and Your Aesthetics Are Managed by a High-Cost Consultant The Aggressive AntisepticMakati **Office Emergency First Aid Kit Vetting
Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of Luxury Pet Treat: The ‘Aggressive Nutrition’ and the Shame of the Simple Biscuit
When Your Pet's Snack is a Vicious Status Marker and Your Treat is a High-Cost Fiduciary Asset The 'Aggressive Nutrition'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of Luxury Pet
Makati Executive’s Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Stapler: The ‘Aggressive Bind’ and the Shame of the Simple Clamp
When Your Document Tool Is a High-Cost Statement and Your Aesthetics Are Viciously Vetted for Perfection The 'Aggressive Bind'Makati **Executives' Preferred Brand of High-End Desk Stapler**
The LGU Permit Quest: A Role-Playing Game of Bureaucratic Endurance
How obtaining any local government unit permit in Quezon City requires multiple forgotten forms, mandatory social pleasantries, and a three-day waiting period for a 10-minute
MMDA Pilots Daily Mood Ratings for Major Manila Roads
New system rates thoroughfares from calm to volatile using honking and congestion data MANILA – The Metropolitan Manila Development Authority confirmed Tuesday that it has begun
Quezon City Launches Sticker Program for Fair Tingi Portions
Voluntary sari-sari store initiative rewards consistent small packet sizing QUEZON CITY – The Quezon City government confirmed this week that it has begun issuing color coded
Makati Trials Quiet Elevator Banks in Central Business District
New ordinance designates phone-free elevators during peak commute hours MAKATI – The Makati City government announced Thursday that it will begin a six month trial requiring
Pasig City Deploys Queue Etiquette Monitors at Jeepney Terminals
Pilot program aims to reduce line cutting at three busy transit hubs PASIG CITY – The Pasig City government confirmed this week that it has begun
Taguig Requires New Condos to Include Pasalubong Storage Rooms
BGC ordinance responds to complaints about limited space for gift items TAGUIG – The Taguig City government announced Wednesday that it will begin requiring all new
Paranaque Tests Connected Digital Scales at Public Market Stalls
Pilot program aims to reduce weight measurement disputes between vendors and customers PARANAQUE – The Paranaque City government confirmed this week that it has begun a
Mandaluyong Pilots Free Bicycle Lockers Near Transit Terminals
Registration exceeds early projections as city supports bike to transit commuting MANDALUYONG – The Mandaluyong City government announced Tuesday that it will begin a pilot program
Marikina Requires Queue Management Course for New Food Cart Vendors
Riverside park licensing rule aims to reduce weekend pedestrian congestion MARIKINA – The Marikina City government confirmed this week that it has begun requiring all newly
San Juan Launches Volunteer Mediation Program for Videoke Disputes
City responds to top neighbor complaint category with structured conversation approach SAN JUAN – The San Juan City government announced Wednesday that it will pilot a