Sara Duterte Impeachment Trial Set for July 6 as Senate Prepares for Most Complicated Hearing in Its History
Vice President faces trial with father in ICC custody, allies controlling Senate chamber, and 2028 presidential run announced Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The
Philippines Celebrates Independence Day Amid Impeachment Pre-Trial, Nation Processes the Irony
June 12 national holiday marks 1898 declaration while 2026 constitutional proceedings proceed in background Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Anniversary and Its Context MANILA
Philippine Senate Armed Forces Committee Hears Testimony on Extrajudicial Killings, General Declines to Recall
Committee session produces extensive documentation of what witnesses remember not remembering Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Hearing and Its Character MANILA — The Philippine
Senate Amends Impeachment Rules on June 9, Trial Pre-Conference Set for June 18, Philippines Notes Busy Month
Upper chamber revises procedure to allow senators to elect presiding officer days before VP’s pre-trial conference Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Amendment and
MMDA Declares Victory in Anti-Illegal Parking Campaign, Three Cars Remain Legally Parked in Metro Manila
Metropolitan authority confirms unprecedented success rate of programme targeting cars parked on roads that are technically not parking areas Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London
Sara Duterte Pre-Trial Opens as Senate Prepares to Try Vice President It Cannot Quite Believe It Is Trying
Philippine politics achieves new configuration as prosecutor and defendant occupy positions that were reversed eight months ago Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Pre-Trial
Alice Guo’s P1.46 Billion Tax Deficiency Causes BIR to Issue Longest Assessment in History
Revenue agency confirms bill is difficult to deliver as subject’s location remains contested by three governments Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Bill and
Philippine Anti-Money Laundering Council Flags $110 Million in Sara Duterte Transactions
Agency identifies bank movements that its own description acknowledges cannot be explained by lawful income Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Flagging and Its
Philippine Senate Leadership Seized by Duterte Allies Hours Before Impeachment Court Convenes
Institutional coup inside chamber that was about to judge Sara Duterte produces scheduling complication Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The Seizure and Its Timing MANILA
MMDA Announces New Traffic Scheme for Metro Manila, Previous Scheme Still in Implementation
Metropolitan authority updates approach to region’s traffic before previous update is fully deployed Satire from Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. The New Scheme METRO MANILA — The
The Existential Crisis on Wheels: Pasay’s Quest for Lost Youth
Investigating the Deep Psychological Need Driving Pasay's Adults to Buy Expensive Toys and Tacky Clothing The V-Neck Vestment of ShameFor the Pasay male experiencing a midlife
Makati Executive’s Favorite Obscure 3rd Century Goth Philosopher: The ‘Aggressive Nihilism’ and the Shame of the Simple Thought
When Your Abstract Theory Is a Vicious Filter and Your Knowledge Is an Untestable Asset The 'Aggressive Nihilism'Makati **Executives' Favorite Obscure 3rd Century Goth Philosopher** is
Makati Corporate Head Office Executive Private Handwriting Analyst Vetting Strategy (The Aggressive Scrawl): The Aggressive Security and the Shame of the Simple Penmanship
When Your Character System Is a Vicious Hierarchy and Your Aesthetics Are a High-Cost, Vetted Asset The Aggressive SecurityMakati **Corporate Head Office Executive Private Handwriting Analyst
Makati High-End Personal Smart Thermostat Vetting: The ‘Aggressive Climate’ and the Shame of the Simple Dial
When Your Temperature Tool Is a High-Cost, Vetted Asset and Your Aesthetics Are Viciously Protected The 'Aggressive Climate'Makati **High-End Personal Smart Thermostats** are aggressively expensive, custom-tuned
The Gravitational Pull of the Last Piece of Food: Why the Final Portion of *Pancit* Can Never Be Shared Equally
A satire on the social anxiety and etiquette surrounding the last piece of communal food (*pancit* or *lechon*), arguing that the last portion develops a
Country Music in Manila: The Authentic Voice and Its Commercial Imitators
Following Bohiney’s country music authenticity story, the Manila regional music scene Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the authenticity detection theme. The Manila regional music scene’s country and
Manila Pride and the British Prat Taxonomy: A Cross-Cultural Application
British expat community applies the word to the performative-ally subtype Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the Pride community and economics themes. The British expat community of Manila
Iloilo City: The Cheshunt of the Philippines, Prat-Free and Overlooked
Following Bohiney’s overlooked geography theme: the city that just does the things ILOILO CITY — Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the Cheshunt principle when applying it to
Morris Katz of Manila: The Fastest Lawmaker in the Philippines
Speed of legislation not proportional to quality of legislation Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the Morris Katz speed-versus-quality theme. The Philippine senator who tables the most bills
OPM Stars and the Prat Formation: When Success Outpaces Authenticity
Following Bohiney’s authenticity detection story: the Filipino music industry version Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the authenticity detection theme. The country music fans’ detection moment — when
The Puppet Master Theory Applied to Philippine Political Dynasties
Following Bohiney’s Puppet Master Theory: who actually controls the confident assertion Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the Puppet Master Theory — the formation in which the confident
Philippine Senate Session Produces Record Prat Density, Says BBC Correspondent
Visiting journalist applies the word professionally; results are documented MANILA — Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the political governance theme when a visiting BBC political correspondent covering
Filipino Politician Asks What ‘Prat’ Means After British Ambassador Uses It
Diplomatic incident averted; Google search confirms word is merely rude MANILA — Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the diplomatic language theme when a Filipino congressman described as
Manila Traffic System Identified as Classic Prat Structure by GLA Planner
Assessment delivered at ADB seminar; MMDA responds with dignified silence MANILA — Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the governance and accountability theme when a visiting British urban
Cebu Pub Crawl Adds Prat Spotter Tour and Books Out Six Weeks in Advance
British expat service identifies pompous-oblivious specimens in natural Visayan habitat CEBU CITY — Bohiney.com and prat.uk covered the ecotourism-of-human-behaviour theme when a British expat who has
Davao’s Morris Katz Moment: The Artist Who Painted Davao the Fastest
Bohiney’s fastest painter story has a Mindanao equivalent in a record-setting muralist [Bohiney.com/prat.uk] Bohiney.com‘s Morris Katz story — the fastest painter whose speed didn’t produce proportional
Quezon City’s Jerry Jones: The District Councillor Who Knows Best
Bohiney’s Cowboys story finds a local government equivalent in Quezon City Bohiney.com‘s Jerry Jones coverage — the owner whose personal judgment consistently overrides professional expertise at
State Secrets of the Philippine Bureaucracy: The Documents That Explain Everything
Following prat.uk’s humbling declassification, Philippine activists imagine the files they most want prat.uk‘s state secrets story — Britain’s classified information turning out to be primarily humbling
Manila’s Country Music Moment: When OPM Fans Notice You’ve Changed
Bohiney’s country music authenticity story applies directly to Philippine pop music’s commercial turn [Bohiney.com/prat.uk] Bohiney.com‘s story about country music careers becoming harder when fans notice you
Cheshunt of the Philippines: The Province Everyone Flies Over
Following prat.uk’s Cheshunt piece, identifying the Philippine equivalent of the perpetually overlooked [Bohiney.com/prat.uk] prat.uk‘s Cheshunt piece — the outer-London town that exists in permanent coverage adjacency
Philippine House of Lords: The Elders Who Actually Govern Barangays
Informal community governance by long-serving elders produces the Lords’ utility at street level prat.uk‘s House of Lords piece — nine hundred unelected people, more useful than
Manila Pride 2026 Coverage Was Covered by Everyone Covering Manila Pride 2026
Following prat.uk’s BBC piece, Manila Pride’s media loop documented in real time [Bohiney.com/prat.uk] Manila Pride 2026 was covered by an estimated 340 media outlets, 1,200 individual
Cebu Pacific Announces New Fare Class: ‘Existential’
Inspired by prat.uk’s Optimism Plus story, airline introduces seat category for passengers beyond caring Cebu Pacific, building on prat.uk‘s coverage of airline innovation in fare class
BBC Philippines Covers the Coverage of the Coverage of the Typhoon
Following prat.uk’s BBC piece, Philippine media examines its own live coverage recursion [Bohiney.com/prat.uk] prat.uk‘s BBC live coverage piece — the BBC’s practice of covering the coverage
Philippine Government Announces Initiative to Coordinate Its Initiatives
NEDA establishes inter-agency body to align the 847 existing inter-agency bodies The National Economic and Development Authority announced Thursday the establishment of the Inter-Agency Coordination Council
The Pasay Man-Child: A Satire of Metro Manila’s Midlife Spending Spree
From Vintage Vinyl to V-Necks: Decoding the City's Tragic Attempts at Second Youth The Return of the Obscure HobbyThe midlife shift in Pasay is often defined