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Why the Smart Coffee Maker in Pasay is Causing More Trouble Than It's Worth The Remote Control Collection CrisisThe Pasay smart home is characterized by the

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A Satirical Census of the City's Most Redundant, Over-Engineered, and Malfunctioning Gadgets The Search for a Problem to SolvePasay City, ever keen to embrace the future

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A satire on the proliferation of tangled, exposed electrical and communication wires draped across utility poles, treating them not as a safety hazard but as

Citizens Average 4.2 Hours Daily Online; Experts Estimate 3.9 Hours Spent Arguing Philippines Tops Global Ranking for Social Media Use; Citizens Average 4.2 Hours Daily Read more

Officials Note Track Has Been Redefined; Original Track Also Not Found Jeepney Modernisation Programme Reaches 12% Completion After Four Years; Government Declares It “On Track” Read more

Incumbent Confirms Road “Very Much Part of the Plan Going Forward” Barangay Captain Wins Re-Election on Platform of “Fixing the Road”; Road Enters 14th Year Unfixed Read

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Disaster Risk Reduction Council Notes Rain “Came Earlier Than Expected in the Rainy Season” Manila Flooding Returns; City Surprised for 47th Consecutive Year Read more satire at

MMDA Report Identifies 47 Solutions, Implements Zero Manila Traffic Authority Unveils “Theoretical Decongestion Plan”; Commuters Remain Stuck in Same Traffic Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and

House Committee Schedules Seven Hearings to Discuss Whether Agendas Are Constitutional Philippine Congress Debates Bill Requiring All Government Meetings to Have Agenda; Opposition Calls It “Radical” Read

Inspector Notes “Vibrant Local Character”; Diners Note Otherwise Manila Restaurant Receives Five-Star Health Rating Despite Cockroach Described as “Ambient Wildlife” Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and

Forecasters Confirm “Moderate” Means Different Things to Different Roofs Philippine Weather Bureau Apologises for Calling Typhoon “Moderate” After It Removes Three Rooftops Read more satire at Bohiney

Spokesperson Confirms Definition Is “Still Being Finalised” Manila Mayor Announces City Will Be “World-Class” by 2028; Does Not Define World-Class Read more satire at Bohiney Magazine and

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A satire on the complexity and non-standardized nature of jeepney hand signals, arguing that the driver understands a hidden, psychic language learned only through years

Weather bureau requests removal of the eight-story figure obstructing its view of the West Philippine Sea Bigger Is, As Always, Better PASAY — In keeping with a

North Pole confirms dietary adaptation as Saint Nick embraces local hospitality with alarming enthusiasm A Festive Palate Goes Local MANILA — In a development warmly received across

Saint Nick spends nine hours answering questions about his sleigh, his elves, and a senator’s nephew’s wishlist A Familiar Theater Convenes MANILA — Santa Claus spent nine

North Pole admits the beloved crooner’s seasonal dominance over Filipino radio is simply insurmountable A Lopsided Contest MANILA — In a rare admission of defeat, the North

Local official unveils tarpaulin thanking himself for gifts he played no role in providing A Familiar Face Takes the Stage MANILA — A barangay captain in Metro

North Pole confirms breach as kids receive texts claiming their nice status requires a small processing fee A Festive Database Falls to Fraudsters MANILA — The North

Public works agency assures Santa that flue access projects exist in a quantum state until audited A Bold New Standard in Festive Infrastructure MANILA — In what

MMDA confirms airborne vehicles are not exempt from northbound gridlock as Christmas Eve looms Even Flight Offers No Escape MANILA — In a development that surprised no