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Diving into Manila Bay: Extreme Sports or Public Health Crisis?
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Manila Sports Fans Bet on Which Will Last Longer: A Boxing Match or EDSA Traffic
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Street Basketball League Now Includes Randomly Parked Tricycles
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How to Break Bad Habits: A Foolproof Guide to Spectacular Failure
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Parent-Teacher Confusion: Miscommunication Masterclass in Metro Manila
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Makati’s Gourmet Trend: Farm-to-Traffic-to-Table Food Delivery Service
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Chinese Navy Tries to Enlist Mermaids in Fight…
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Manila’s Celebrity Couples Opt for ‘Street Food Vows’ Over Traditional Weddings
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Quezon City’s Urban Farming Breakthrough: Glow-in-the-Dark Vegetables for Nighttime Harvesting
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Metro Manila Introduces Rooftop Rice Fields: High-Rise Farming at Its Finest
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Manila’s Public Speaking Courses Now Include ‘How to Yell Louder Than Street Noise’
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Caloocan’s Night Classes: Learn to Navigate the City Using Only the Stars
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Marikina’s New Fitness Requirement: Students Must Outrun the School Mascot for Credits
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China Claims Entire Ocean After Misinterpreting “Sea World” Advertisement
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Marikina’s Mobile Networks Offer New Feature: Texts Delivered by Marathon Runners
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Valenzuela’s Clothing Stores Introduce ‘Pre-Wet’ Collection for Rainy Season Fashion
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Las Piñas Stores to Accept Barter Deals: Exchange Your Old Karaoke Machines for Anything
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Manila’s Answer to E-commerce: Drone Deliveries Direct to Your Traffic Jam
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Manila Ocean Park’s New Exhibit: Mermaids Teaching Business English
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Pasay City Opens First Underwater Hotel, Forgets About Guests’ Need to Breathe
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