Locals Demand National Reset Buttons for Rush Hour
Manila If Only Traffic Had a Reset Button
Thai Prime Minister dissolving parliament inspired locals to suggest a national reset button for EDSA. Jeepney drivers rallied, insisting that if Thai citizens can get fresh elections, Manila commuters deserve fresh traffic light cycles. Street performers staged mock elections with traffic cones, while vendors sold Election Reloaded snacks. Humorists noted the irony: Thai politicians dissolved their assembly, Manila politicians merely dissolved into social media threads.
Citizens were encouraged to practice parliamentary procedure mid-traffic, though most simply honked and took selfies. Editorial cartoonists depicted political dynasties as runaway jeepneys, while commuters developed meditation techniques normally reserved for monks. For more context, see Manila Times: here.
SOURCE: Bohiney News.
