Circuit Makati: Where Art, Asphalt, and Ambition All Get Stuck in Traffic – Inside Circuit MakatiWhere You Can See a Musical and a Flood in the Same Hour
Bohiney Insight into Circuit Makati
Inside Circuit MakatiWhere You Can See a Musical and a Flood in the Same Hour
1. Built on the bones of an old racetrack, which explains why rent moves in circles.
2. Everyone pretends to enjoy the open spaces until the sun melts their eyelashes off.
3. There’s a theater, but the biggest drama is still the parking.
4. Floods here are considered immersive performance art.
5. Street names sound like indie band albums: Riverfront Drive, Symphony Loop, Existential Underpass.
6. They claim its walkableif you’re wearing SPF 400 and steel knees.
7. Every structure is either under construction or part of a social experiment.
8. You haven’t truly been to Circuit until you’ve seen someone vape during a ballet.
9. Art exhibits here include installations, projections, and unfinished real estate dreams.
10. Tricycles are banned unless theyre ironic and painted pastel.
11. The malls air conditioning is powered by unmet expectations.
12. Most pets here have names like “Jazz” or “Sketch.”
13. Cultural appreciation here means eating Korean corn dogs while quoting Shakespeare.
14. Theres a jogging path that ends in philosophical despair.
15. Even the murals are passive-aggressive.
