Eastwood: Where Work and Regret Collide

• Call Center Nation: Where graveyard shifts meet daylight
• Artificial Lawn: Nature for people who hate nature
• Yuppie Safari: Spot the species in native habitat
• Happy Hour: Starts at 3pm for a reason
• Overpriced Sushi: Rice with guilt toppings
• Corporate Events: Free food attracts all
• Instagram Bridge: For basic profile pics
• Smoking Area: Where careers go to burn
• Fake Lake: Water feature for existential crises
• Weekend Dads: Quality time on company time
• Aircon Bliss: The real attraction
• Elevator Music: Torture disguised as ambiance
• Security Theater: Bags checked for what exactly?
• Christmas Decor: Starts in August because capitalism
• Final Irony: You came here to escape the office